paparazzi

Can Brad and Angelina's children even walk? The only pictures they have are of them being carried. I wish someone would carry me all the time.




i wanna go fast

GREAT EXPECTATIONS

best movie
terrific book
the definition of heart wrenching


rock band is really fun to play, despite my previous notions that it was for nerds.

can a nigga get a table dance?

jan 10thish 2008

ayo im tired of using technology thats why its late as fuck

baby ethan now owns a misfits onesie and a johnny cash folsom prison striped onesie. soupies.

a titty in my mouth

words that i want tattooed on my lip

which will i get:


sushi
drunk
muz
sike
titty

one of the above will be INSIDE ME and theres already sushi in my belly
stay tuned

FUCKING JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY

...literally.









HOLY SHIT. This has fuckable stigmata holes.
only thing better would be a Virgin Mary blow up sex doll that has NO holes.

DANA BABE'S BABE!

Happy Birthday, Ethan James!!!!!


beautiful new mommy and baby





I'm an aunt. SOUPIES.

PS

my best friends about to name her baby Ethan when he shows up in a week

thats why i want slackers on dvd, cuz I can't wait to show her why I'm calling her son "Cool Ethan" all the time

I need to charge my videocamera so i can make a movie of her vagina with a head coming out

wishlist

in my breakup i lost custody of my 2 cats, moz and muz, and all the aqua teen hunger force dvds, and pretty much all the good movies in general. I also lost custody of one dining room chair, don't know why I offered that up. I want these things:

every aqua teen hunger force seasons on dvd
every beavis and butthead that i dont have on dvd
the last season of oc on dvd
slackers dvd
2 new dining room chairs, or 1 new one and the old one back.
a black american apparel hoodie with the white zipper, size small
an everything bagel with roast beef tomato and light mayo
a cat or something to cuddle
a newcouch... FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA

ROSEANNE

Roseanne was such a good white trash sitcom. I watched it when I was younger and i have to say its even funnier now...watching repeats at 11:30 am on a weekday when it runs until 3. 8 Roseannes in a row. AWESOME. here's the only thing WHY DID THEY SWITCH BECKY!?!?


OG Becky



fake, shitty, replacement Becky




Roseanne just fed Jackie's baby an Oreo and Jackie is pissed, PEACE

la la love you

I LOVE MY CATS







i love my cats.

and i love hot dogs.

with dedication to mike smeen

I havent had the internet in almost a full year....so I knew it was time to start a blog.


Mostly I just wanted to share this one experience... I drove out of the Lincoln Tunnel at approximately 930 am into Manhattan to witness a little lady slapping her man in the dick because he had a large boner in his white mesh shorts. She kept slapping it and it kept coming right back up. While this was happening a man was peeing on the car next to them. I enjoyed it very much.