HOLY SHIT. This has fuckable stigmata holes.
only thing better would be a Virgin Mary blow up sex doll that has NO holes.
Monday, January 28, 2008
FUCKING JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY
...literally.
HOLY SHIT. This has fuckable stigmata holes.
only thing better would be a Virgin Mary blow up sex doll that has NO holes.
HOLY SHIT. This has fuckable stigmata holes.
only thing better would be a Virgin Mary blow up sex doll that has NO holes.
Sunday, January 20, 2008
PS
my best friends about to name her baby Ethan when he shows up in a week
thats why i want slackers on dvd, cuz I can't wait to show her why I'm calling her son "Cool Ethan" all the time
I need to charge my videocamera so i can make a movie of her vagina with a head coming out
thats why i want slackers on dvd, cuz I can't wait to show her why I'm calling her son "Cool Ethan" all the time
I need to charge my videocamera so i can make a movie of her vagina with a head coming out
wishlist
in my breakup i lost custody of my 2 cats, moz and muz, and all the aqua teen hunger force dvds, and pretty much all the good movies in general. I also lost custody of one dining room chair, don't know why I offered that up. I want these things:
every aqua teen hunger force seasons on dvd
every beavis and butthead that i dont have on dvd
the last season of oc on dvd
slackers dvd
2 new dining room chairs, or 1 new one and the old one back.
a black american apparel hoodie with the white zipper, size small
an everything bagel with roast beef tomato and light mayo
a cat or something to cuddle
a newcouch... FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA
every aqua teen hunger force seasons on dvd
every beavis and butthead that i dont have on dvd
the last season of oc on dvd
slackers dvd
2 new dining room chairs, or 1 new one and the old one back.
a black american apparel hoodie with the white zipper, size small
an everything bagel with roast beef tomato and light mayo
a cat or something to cuddle
a newcouch... FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA
Thursday, January 17, 2008
ROSEANNE
Roseanne was such a good white trash sitcom. I watched it when I was younger and i have to say its even funnier now...watching repeats at 11:30 am on a weekday when it runs until 3. 8 Roseannes in a row. AWESOME. here's the only thing WHY DID THEY SWITCH BECKY!?!?
OG Becky
fake, shitty, replacement Becky
Roseanne just fed Jackie's baby an Oreo and Jackie is pissed, PEACE
OG Becky
fake, shitty, replacement Becky
Roseanne just fed Jackie's baby an Oreo and Jackie is pissed, PEACE
Monday, January 14, 2008
with dedication to mike smeen
I havent had the internet in almost a full year....so I knew it was time to start a blog.
Mostly I just wanted to share this one experience... I drove out of the Lincoln Tunnel at approximately 930 am into Manhattan to witness a little lady slapping her man in the dick because he had a large boner in his white mesh shorts. She kept slapping it and it kept coming right back up. While this was happening a man was peeing on the car next to them. I enjoyed it very much.
Mostly I just wanted to share this one experience... I drove out of the Lincoln Tunnel at approximately 930 am into Manhattan to witness a little lady slapping her man in the dick because he had a large boner in his white mesh shorts. She kept slapping it and it kept coming right back up. While this was happening a man was peeing on the car next to them. I enjoyed it very much.
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