paparazzi

Can Brad and Angelina's children even walk? The only pictures they have are of them being carried. I wish someone would carry me all the time.




i wanna go fast

GREAT EXPECTATIONS

best movie
terrific book
the definition of heart wrenching


rock band is really fun to play, despite my previous notions that it was for nerds.

can a nigga get a table dance?

jan 10thish 2008

ayo im tired of using technology thats why its late as fuck

baby ethan now owns a misfits onesie and a johnny cash folsom prison striped onesie. soupies.

a titty in my mouth

words that i want tattooed on my lip

which will i get:


sushi
drunk
muz
sike
titty

one of the above will be INSIDE ME and theres already sushi in my belly
stay tuned

FUCKING JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY

...literally.









HOLY SHIT. This has fuckable stigmata holes.
only thing better would be a Virgin Mary blow up sex doll that has NO holes.

DANA BABE'S BABE!

Happy Birthday, Ethan James!!!!!


beautiful new mommy and baby





I'm an aunt. SOUPIES.